OH, Same Shit, Different Day!

Friday, November 25, 2005

PINOY AKO!!!

Stories like this makes me laugh, as in! It makes me proud to be PINOY! hahaha. WAIS talaga!


A Filipino walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the
loan officer that he is going to the Philippines on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Filipino hands over the keys of a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Filipino produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Pinoy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Pinoy returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to
$15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why
would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Pinoy replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only
$15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" --


BWAHAHA! a kudos to all the pinoys out there!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

hi im Sundae Lourdes

YOUR PORN STAR NAME
(NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE IN):
Sundae Lourdes - Yes, my chick name was Sundae coz i found it inside the church on a Sunday!

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE JUNK FOOD + GRANDFATHER'S FIRST NAME):
V-Cut Antonio - WAHAHA.

YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITE RESTAURANT):
Nature Tongs

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS
(FAVORITE SPICE + LAST VACATION SPOT VISITED):
Oreganon Panglao

SOCIALITE ALIAS
(SILLIEST CHILDHOOD NICKNAME + TOWN WHERE YOU FIRST PARTIED):
Tootsie Roll Banilad

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo)
(FIRST INITIAL + FIRST TWO OR THREE LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME):
E.Cas

ICON ALIAS
(SOMETHING SWEET WITHIN SIGHT + ANY LIQUID IN KITCHEN):
Lala iced tea

DETECTIVE ALIAS
(FAVORITE BABY ANIMAL + WHERE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL):
kitten UC

BARFLY ALIAS
(LAST SNACK YOU ATE + YOUR FAVORITE BAR DRINK):
Jolly Tequila

SOAP OPERA ALIAS
(MIDDLE NAME + STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED):
Magbanua Tormis

ROCK STAR ALIAS
(FAVORITE CANDY/DESSERT + LAST NAME OF FAVORITE MUSICIAN):
Chocolate Decadence parokya mi edgar

Sunday, November 20, 2005

seven, da perfect number

Seven things that scare you:
1. growing old alone
2. snakes, frogs, lizards... basta reptiles! EWWW!
3. criminal minds.
4. taong grasa or "buang"
5. CPA Board Exam
6. Unfamiliar territory
7. spiders, rats and roaches. in short house pest

Seven things you like the most:
1. chicken skin bbq sa larsian (yeah... cholesterol but i LLLOOOOVVVEEE it! so wat!)
2. Fruits like strawberries, durian, ripe mango, and rambutan
3. Cosmo and FHM
4. W.I.T.C.H.
5. massages preferably sa yoga thai/tontons or body and sole. (yan yung mga affordable rates!)
6. iced tea - passion
7. GO NUTS DONUTS! sarap....

Seven important things in your room:
1. bed. ofcourse!
2. pillows. lots and lots of pillows.
3. electric fan. can't afford pa ng aircon eh!
4. aparador intawn
5. shoes
6. foam mattress and sheets
7. Kaguy. my stuffed monkey.

Seven random facts about you:
1. i love to sing
2. i love to write for myself.
3. i am romantic
4. i cook well.
5. i love water. swimming pools, beaches, sapa. miski unsa
6. i am a picky eater.
7. i am sensitive yet i do not show it.

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. Get a degree.
2. be a good wife and mother.
3. have a business
4. travel. at least one country per continent
5. compile my poems and short stories and publesh them
6. get a tatoo
7. sign up to be an organ donor.

Seven things you can do:
1. carry a tune. dili ni pang star in a million ha?
2. play a prosti... ( i did that already...)
3. act like im from somewhere else? balikbayan kumbaga... hehehe
4. laugh like a hyenna
5. eat like a pig, patay yung owners ng eat all u can! lugi sila sa akin
6. sleep for 16 hours straight
7. dvd/vcd marathon (22 hours straight) huminto lang dahil pumotok yung TV eh!

Seven things you can't do:
1. paint
2. play the guitar
3. speak italian
4. go to the gym for more than a month
5. swim deep waters
6. being makulit!
7. be silent for more than an hour ( exception: Sleeping, eating, PMS and bad mood!)

Seven things that attract you to the opposite sex:
1. brain
2. humor
3. height
4. values
5. manners
6. eyes
7. lips

Seven things you say the most:
1. Chu chu. hindi yan tren
2. Baby. tawag ko sa bf ko
3. Fuck you/ fuck sheyt. when im pissed
4. Really? disbelief
5. Tama. to agree immedietly
6. SUS. forced to agree
7. peste. very very pissed

Seven celeb crushes (whether local or foreign):
1. Heath Ledger
2. Brad Pitt
3. Sean Connery
4. Oliver James
5. John Pratts
6. Jerry Yan
7. Will Smith

Seven people you want to see take this quiz:
1. merlin
2. shy2x
3. leslie
4. jen
5. john
6. anbern
7. lee

Saturday, November 19, 2005

nag se-senti po ako!

Saw the movie IF ONLY, yung starring si Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Umiyak talaga ako. It was a very touching movie.

The movie made me reflect. Was my relationship with my Kaguy that strong?
Would he have done the same thing as what the guy did for girl?
I really wouldn't know... But all i know is that i love Merlin so much. If faced with the situation that i have to give my life for him, there is a possibility that i would. He has been there for me. Through the good times and the not so good times. For richer or for poorer. In sickness and in health. I know that you would think that this is cliche but if you knew both of us... you would confirm this.

To my beloved Kaguy, this song is what made me cry most... during the movie. I dedicate this for you:

Today, today I bet my life
You have no idea
What I feel inside
Don't, be afraid to let it show
For you'll never know
If you let it hide

I love you
You love me
Take this gift and don't ask why
Cause if you will let me
I'll take what scares you
Hold it deep inside
And if you ask me why I'm with you
And why I'll never
Leave
Love will show you everything

One day
When youth is just a memory
I know you'll be standing right next to me
I love you
You love me
Take this gift and don't ask why
Cause if you will let me
I'll take what scares you
Hold it deep inside
And if you ask me why I'm with you
And why I'll never
Leave
My love will show you everything
My love will show you everything
My love will show you everything
My love will show you everything

Thursday, November 17, 2005

family time

SHOWING NA!!!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Nice movie. Good food. Great company.

Watched the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire together with my family and Dan (he's considered as family). We had a good time. The movie was worth the price and the line and the hassles it took us to cancel everything we had planned for the afternoon because the first 2 showings were booked. ingana ka grabeh ang tawo.

the casts of HP is becoming more and more appealing to my taste, pati na si Ron Weasley and si Draco Malfoy. HAY! *dreaming*

I really hate Wormtail, He is so... so... bad! Unloyal friend. Grr.
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After the movie, we went to Kaona Grill to eat dinner. We sat beside a father and daughter who finished eating and was just listening to good music. The daughter was about 5 or 6 years old. She was really into the music. She was the only one who clapped every after song. If she was 15 years older... i'd think she was a band groupie. Grabeh, my father was so amused by the site. She got up and arranged her chair to face the band and she would sort of... "go with the flow" after the set, the dad wanted to go home, but she wouldn't leave. She wanted to stay and listen to music. Her dad explained that the musicians have to have a LOOOONNNGGG break and she kinda understood, but you would still see the pain in her eyes.

i will not be surprised that maybe i'll see that girl grow up to be a musician.

Seeing that made me ask my father if i'd shown any particular interest in anything when i was the same age. He just gave me one answer... He said, "Ganahan man ka mu-arte. Sukad pa na sauna." Then, it hit me that i still have that desire in me. I was always a part of a play, irregardless of how big or small my role is. I love to act. Hmmm, what if i pursue my dreams of being an actress. HA! HA! What will be my screen name? ewan.

*i'll ponder more on the thought*

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

POOOHHHH --- este POY, kasalanan mo na toh

nandito na...

three names you go by:
1. ayza
2. rhea
3. elyza

three screen names you have had:
1. ms. hannigan (tama bah spelling?)
2. anne (prosti sa NY)
3. Hermana Penchang

physical things you like about yourself:
1. nose
2. teeth
3. back

physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. weight
2. buhok
3. nails (yan ang nalalabasan ko ng galit eh?)

three parts of your heritage:
1. spanish
2. filipino
3. chinese

three things that scare you:
1. any crawling thing/insect
2. darkness
3. freaky stories

three of your everyday essentials:
1. food o pagkain
2. c.r.
3. electric fan

three of your favorite musical artists:
1. parokya ni edgar
2. kitchie nadal
3. freestyle

three of your favorite songs:
1. Sampip
2. same ground
3. before i let you go

three things you want in a relationship:
1. trust
2. support for each other
3. growth

three lies and truths in no particular order:

lies:
1. the world is flat
2. i'm skinny
3. the moon is made of cheese

truth:
1. i'm sexy (feeling lang, angal!)
2. i love my self and my other half.
3. i'm hard headed. :P

three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you:
1. brains... baby!
2. sense of humor
3. dapat may palabra de honor

three of your favorite hobbies:
1. thinking happy thoughts
2. tennis
3. scribbling

three things you want to do really badly now:
1. sleep
2. cry
3. dream

three careers you're considering/you've considered:
1. actress/model (bawal bang mangarap?)
2. accountant
3. chef

three places you want to go on vacation:
1. europe
2. paris
3. egypt

three kid's names you like:
1. samantha
2. alexa
3. odette

three things you want to do before you die:
1. see my baby
2. tour europe
3. sign up for an organ donor's card

three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. curious about SEX... ( i want answers you know!)
2. di magpapakita na hurt na pala.
3. play RPG and strategy games... ewan

three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. emotionally unstable most of the time
2. nagua-guapuhan kay SAM MILBY
3. listens to love songs

three celeb crushes:
1. borgy manotoc
2. louis manzano
3. JERRY YAN!

my turn to tag...three people that i would like to see take this quiz:
1. ate ivy
2. sharon
3. john - if pwede?

Sunday, November 13, 2005

of being weak... GRRR

Sorry talaga, I've been out. Haven't written a single entry in a while due to the fact na sick ako. Bumalik TORTICOLLIS ko and yung UTI ko lumala. Di ko kasi ma take uminum ng 1 liter of water a day... dami nun, but now im trying hard.

sorry talaga. babawi nalang ako.

Ang gulo nyo!

Buhay oh?

ito ba talaga pag tumatanda na? does everyone have a hidden agenda? does every one have to have a motive? why is it that when we get older, mas gumugulo ang buhay, duma-dami ang kaaway at nagiging komplikado lahat. WHY?

Tama bah ang sabi ng isang kaibigan ko na... "pilipino ang magpapa bagsak sa kapwa pilipino?" have we gone that low na? saan na napunta yung morals na biniyaya ng mga magulang natin? Yung pinag-aral natin? Sayang, i thought i knew you guys, but i was just seeing what you wanted me to see. I was so naive.

Couldn't we just have peace, harmony and trust? we are working for one company, why couldn't we get along? why must we stab each other in the back. Ganito bah talaga ka lala ang office politics?

Me? I'm an OKAY na ka officemate, walang problema. Anong sabihin mo sa akin, i keep it to me. I'm what you would call as an wemotional bank. If its a secret and you told me it was meant to be one... walang makaka-alam.

bakit kayo ganyan. Di nga kayo sinasabihan, tinitignan nyo pa files namin from a remote area... pano na yan? freedom of speech... privileges in working in a I.T. Company... and most of all yung work namin? we get affected noh? we search for articles and surf net... THAT's part of our JOB, and limited na kami... Are you kidding me? Who in the right mind would do that?

Bahala na kayo. I believe in KARMA. I believe in KARMA. I believe in the company. I believe in ME and my skills. Pambihira... ikaw, wala kang ganun. Kaya galit ka sa munod.

Tatanda ka sana! BLEEE :-P

Monday, November 07, 2005

BUSY DAY!

its 4:00 am and im feeling woozy. Don't know why?
i think the medicine had something to do with it.
i have to drink lots n lots of water. hmmm. which i
really hate... im not a water person but if i drink
C2 or any iced tea... hehehe, no problem.

I got a call from anbern today, saying that Cheryl Remedio,
a.k.a. Ma'am Che is getting married. Me, i was in shock
said... "WHAT? WHEN? and WHO?" Much to my surprise, Anbern
said, TODAY at 4pm at waterfront. i dont know much about the
details, ill tell you later when i call again. I will be off
at 5:00 pm so we'll just meet up and go to her wedding.
asked her if the TRF people were dropping by, she said that some
would be, that "some" consisted of anbern, Lee and I. Coz
a lot from TRF is not in Cebu anymore. I felt kinda sad.
then we said our goodbyes.

my jaw was left open. huh? she's getting married?
to who? hmmm. didn't know the guy neither did anbern.
i really wasn't feeling well, but she is a very good friend
of mine... it would be a very bad thing if i couldn't come
to her special day.

next thing in mind was, WHAT TO WEAR!!! SUS, good thing
last sunday, me and my boyfriend went out to kumusta my
roomate after she took her board examinations... we ate
out and went to colon and saw some dresses and saw a
cute party dress that was black with a pink lace over it
with silver flower details. It was great, that even though
i was kinda broke and my boyfriend was also broke i still
asked him to buy it for me. I think he saw the gusto in my eyes
that he actually bought it for me. hehe. my puppy dog eyes
really work on him. :P I bought it thinking for Christmas
parties during the Holiday season. So, heniways... i wore it and
guess what? the motiff was pink... whatta perfect match.

After spending 3 hours eating and talking with anbern and Che... i
went to work. (Ms. Leofe Sagolili a.k.a. Lee was tied up in the bank,
not literally though) I saw my officemate Floyd having a new get-up.
I also saw a new face, our new programmer named Ariel. He's OK.

Back to Floyd... I was so shocked... that i wanted to laugh and cry
at the same time. i decided on laughing and teasing him about his
get-up. Hard to admit but it looks good on him. he's bald by choice
and a pankista by heart...

Now, im babbling.... thinking of what other stuff i'll tell you about
my day.... hmmmm.. hmmm....

Yes! thought of something. (light bulb going on beside tiny head)
I actually was so board early morning that i cleaned the room, mopped it,
cleaned the 2 fans we have... i did laundry... :P and did not sleep... huhu!
and my roomate, was shocked!!!

hmmm... dito nalang!

CHOW!

Thursday, November 03, 2005

SWERTE DAW?

SWERTE?

meron ba talaga nun? i dunno. but if it were true, i'd probably be
one of the luckiest people alive. hmmm. Yeah. I feel LUCKY. I have bad days, but as i sit and meditate how my life went, I lived a good live, i enjoyed the things i did. i learned life's lesson MY way, and its
good cause its stuck in my coconut head like shit.

am lucky because i have a dysfunctional family that loves me. Ive made
them mad, angry and even really pissed but they still allowed me to think for myself. they try to manipulate me but if i say no... its NO!
to my dad, i know you love me and i just wanna let you know that its not your fault that i left the house and lived on my own. I simply wanted to see if i can survive living with my arch enemy... MYSELF! and good news DAD! i have lived with myself for sometime now... im on my 6th month... YEHEY!!!

am lucky because i have a fine gentleman for a boyfriend, a bestfriend, and a soulmate. He's everything all rolled into one. We've been together since college and im definite that i will be spending the rest of my life beside him. To be loved and to love, to support and be supported, to nourish and be nourished... so on. *sob sob* (you get the idea, i'm stopping already coz im crying) Ching, as i fondly call my tambachingching... I LOVE YOU and i am sure that you love me. and for that im a lucky bi@t*h!

am lucky that i have a job in this economic crisis. A company that has its good side and bad... but still the pay is good and enables me to survive on my own, with a few luxury here and there... *grin* *thinks of starbucks and massages and accessories and clothes and... sigh*

am lucky that i live with a bunch of peeps i really get along with, like Shy2x and Stela... the people i really love to hang out. May kasambahay pa kami na si Juzel... she's sent from mindanao para sa amin talaga.

am lucky for my offismate na asteeg! may pooh na anak ng tekla... parang kapatid ko na. Si manong ben, a.k.a. Master na mataas talaga respeto ko and bilib sayu. May Sharon na way libug... and marami pang iba...! lab you all! offismates... ASTEEG!

am lucky dahuil maayus ang pagpapalaki nga DAD n MOM ko sa akin. Pinalaki nila ako with an open mind, fear of GOD, faith, and love.

BASTA! IM LUCKY! No matter what you say... i feel luck!

~~~~~ *singing happy song* ~~~~~~~

when you have all the time in the world you tend to do crazy stuff:

tid bits bout the cursed dreamer...

1. hows your heart lately?
feeling ko, OKAY naman cya. pero i think something up... can't sleep well eh?
2. favorite cartoon character?
Taz... i like the little devil inside him.... :P
3. describe your room, what can we find inside it?
WHERE's the floor? hehehe... CLOTHES, CLOTHES and hmmm... yes! MORE CLOTHES.
4. what do u do when u feel low about yourself?
i take it all out n my nails...
5. Are you a busy person?
a little, but if you want it to be free... a txt is all i need baby...
6. What are you wearing right now?
a white blouse and jeans and tsinelas... this is what i work with, you know.
7. What is life to you?
life is neverending lesson and sometimes it really sucks!
8. What is love to you?
love is a connection of two minds and the agreement of two hearts to be one
9. What/who do you hate most
Traitors
10. Who do you love?
my soulmate... my prince charmin... you think its you, don't you?
11. What makes you happy?
happy?!?
12. Are you musically inclined?
does concerts in my private theatre called "shower" counts?
13. The first person you always see whenyou wake up in the morning?
Sharon, my beloved and oh so trusted roommate...
14. Do you love cooking?
COOK? i think that is a pre-requisite if you like to eat as well. hehe
15. If you Must be an animal for ONE day,what will you be?
I'd be a a pig... in your backyard that will eat your shit. if you know enchi, you know what i mean.
16. Name One obvious quality you have.
Loyal
17. What's the title of the song that's stuckin your head right now.?
Sampip - parokya ni edgar
18. Who do you think would reply to this survey the quickest?
none... i think wlay mu reply
19. The slowest?
none nga eh... walay mu reply! di kasabut!
20. Are you happy today?
not so. I had a tummy ache and i went to chong hua to see dr.lim
21. Who are you in your dream?
Me, with the ability to fly and make you smile. :D
23. Who makes you happy?
Me! its a decision.
24.Name the Last Four Things U HaveBought?
1. medicine
2. popcorn
3. Oranges & Pears
4. a nail polish
25.Name two things you usually drink?
C2 and water?
26.Last Time You Cried
Last time i realized i fell inlove w/ someone but that love can never materialize
27.What's Under Your Bed ?
nothing... except the dust bunny!
28.What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
11:30AM, call me a lazy ass but mind you i slept at 7:00AM for i work as a call gurl!
29. Current Clothes?
too many to mention... but i cant get enuf skirts
32. Current desktop pic?
Jerry Yan!
33.Current Worry?
hmmm. a new fone and how i can afford one... :(
34.Current Hate?
i hate losing my precious wallet and fone... i hate snatchers and hustlers and yung mga salut sa lipunan!!!
35.Favorite Place To Be?
dreamland
36.Can You Play An Instrument?
does banging a stick into something count?
37.Favourite colour[S]
in order... blue, black, white, pink and yellow
39.Current Favorite Word?
chuhoo! i made that.
40.One Person From Your Past You WishYou Could Go Back And Talk To?
MY MOTHER dearest
41.Favorite Day(s)?
saturday
42.Where Would You Like To Go?
boracay with my friends
43.Where Do you want to live when you get married?
in the house that we built with OUR money
44.Favorite food?
daghan kaau. Food is my weakness.
45.Color of most clothes you own?
black, blue, pink
46.Number of pillows you sleep with?
4 and i still want more
47.What do you wear when you go tosleep?
nothin, or just undies
48.What were you doing 12AM last night?
working for my money
49.what is the brand of your wallet?
marithe francois girbaud
50.Last crush?
hmmm. can't say. he is still my crush!
51.Last CD/song played?
Parokya ni edgar - inuman session
52.Last thing you ate?
an orange
53.Last person you talked to?
merlin, my bf!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

bye bye bye

FUCK. I HATE IT! BAKIT PARATI AKO BIKTIMA NG KAMALASAN.
I work hard for my things. For the money i spend. For all the
luxuries i have... i shed sweat and i gave my best. Im 21 and
i have torticollis a certain condition because you have so much
stress and of being exposed to extreme airconditioning. I started
working young because i wanted to have control over me... financially
and be independent. To do as i please. Finally, i got what i wanted. Independence,
living away from home, a small biz, good food, and a very good fone. Yeah, i had it all
until one man decided to get things that did not belong to them w/o any plans of giving it back.
SUS, pati pitaka ko. i hope sana... di mangyari sa inyu nangyari sa akin... its hard.

I feel like an outcast, walang cell. so disconnected.

but i didn't cry. i will not cry.

my kuya taught me that if you buy something, make sure you are ready to loose it.
make sure you are not that attached to a material thing. Dont fret over it.

I did take the advice of my brother. I was just sad because of the contacts. The sim.

I lost a phone not so long ago. It did not hurt much, maybe because it wasnt my money that
was spent on the phone. This K700i, this was a product of my sweat... lahat ng pagod ko.
HAAY! i dont know kung pano but i'll buy a phone like this or a nokia 6630/6680. depende
na sa swerte if i can find a good find. SANA.

i hope my share of badluck ends... NOW!

as in now na!